TOP 10 THINGS I DON'T WANT TO HEAR WHILE TAKING MY SHOWER

aka - why I didn't rinse the conditioner out of my hair...

1. Mom, Grayson pushed the screen out of your window. Seriously, it's on the roof and he's trying to get it.

2. Mom, Grayson put Iron Man in the toilet and it won't let the poop flush down.

3. Mom, there's some one waiting downstairs to sell you a vacuum cleaner.

4. Mom, Grayson's eating oreos/marshmellows/butter

5. (sobbing) Mom, Wyatt punched me in the back because I punched him in the face.

6. Mom, can you get out of the shower because I want to use your potty and I don't want you in here. (we have 3 restrooms)

7. Mom, Grayson's calling some one. Really, he's talking to a real person.

8. Mom, when you get out, can we go swimming?

9. Mom, Grayson's putting toothpaste in his hair. I think he thinks it's gel.

10. Mom, Grayson ran out the front door and I couldn't stop him. He says he's going to check the mail and it's not even 3:00 yet.