Jake's what if

I had to pick Jake up from school early because he had an earache. We were driving home and he says, "Mom, wouldn't it be cool if Jesus came to Earth for Christmas... and he went to each person's house and talked to them for a little while?" And I say, "Yep, pretty sweet. What would you talk to him about?" In a Tommy Chong voice (either really thoughtful or a total stoner), he answers, "I'd be like, hey Jesus, Happy Birthday man."